Runs for Cookies: Unhappy Avocado
I used to be planning to jot down about cross nation at the moment, however I simply obtained dwelling from taking Luke and Riley (my nephew and niece) to Barnes & Noble and Panera for Riley’s birthday. I’m fuming about our expertise at Panera, and so they solely permit 750 characters on their web site type, so I am simply going to jot down about it right here and provides them the hyperlink, I assume!
This may increasingly label me as a “Karen” for complaining, however I can not think about anybody can be okay with this expertise.
I’ve at all times beloved Panera. Earlier than the pandemic and lockdown and all that, I might incessantly meet buddies there for lunch or choose up bread bowls for chili at home–stuff like that. I can not ever bear in mind having a nasty expertise at Panera! Till at the moment. It was so dangerous that I’ll doubtless by no means return.
(I do need to say that I plastered a smile on my face anyway, as a result of I did not need it to have an effect on the enjoyable Jerry, Noah, and I deliberate to have with Luke and Riley. And we did! Barnes & Noble is amazing–I nearly want I used to be a child once more due to all the cool academic toys and books they’ve.)
We weren’t certain 100% certain the place we had been going to have lunch, so I requested Riley what she would love. She mentioned she both needed a grilled cheese or macaroni and cheese. Nicely, Panera occurs to have a grilled macaroni and cheese sandwich on their youngsters menu–perfect! I knew that they had 4 bagels on their menu which are vegan, so I figured I might get a plain bagel and add a number of slices of avocado on the aspect, so I may use that as a variety (they do not have vegan spreads).
This location had kiosks for taking orders if you stroll inside, which was truly handy in order that the youngsters may have a look at the display and make their decisions. (Luke selected a salad–I might by no means met a child that will select salad over mac and cheese! So cute.) There wasn’t a manner so as to add a aspect of avocado on there, so I simply made a notice subsequent to it that if doable, may I please have a few slices of avocado? I hoped they’d let me have some–but I might have been fantastic with it in the event that they informed me no. I might have simply eaten it plain.
I completed the order, including a 20% tip like I at all times do for meals service–which I feel was beneficiant, contemplating that you simply place your individual order on the kiosk, choose up your individual meals from the counter, and bus your individual desk). We went to the desk to attend for my identify to be known as.
|This smile is certainly real, though I do not bear in mind why I used to be laughing.|
Riley needed me to take a seat between her and Luke (she’s so candy!), so I used to be trapped within the sales space and Jerry went to the counter to get the meals. We had been proper on the opposite aspect of a partition, and I may hear the supervisor inform him that they did not have any plain bagels. Okay, no problem–there are three different bagels which are vegan, so I simply mentioned any vegan bagel is nice. The lady on the counter mentioned she did not know if that they had something that was vegan.
I’ve labored in a number of eating places, and I used to be at all times informed to say, “I am so sorry, however I do not know the reply to that. Let me discover out for you!” and I might do my greatest to search out the reply. Nevertheless, this lady was the manager–I do not need to put up the identify that is on the receipt as a result of she could have been utilizing the register beneath one other worker’s name–and she simply left it at “I do not know.”
I did not need to make a giant deal about it as a result of we had been solely there for the youngsters anyway. I simply mentioned okay, then I do not want it, no huge deal. (I had already paid for it, however it was solely a bagel–I feel they seem to be a greenback. Nonetheless, she did not provide to refund my cash or substitute the rest. A bit of a baguette would have been fantastic with me at that time!)
However I used to be curious, so I googled the reply about vegan bagels myself. Jerry then requested if that they had any of these (blueberry, all the pieces, and sesame, when you’re questioning). She mentioned that they had an all the pieces bagel. Cool–I am going to have that. Is there any likelihood I may get a aspect of avocado? (I informed Jerry if she mentioned no, it was fantastic). Then I began chatting with the youngsters and serving to them with their meals (opening chocolate milk, utensils, and so forth).
Jerry had solely ordered espresso (they had been out of bread bowls, which is what he’d needed), so he obtained his espresso and waited for them to slice and toast my bagel. It took 10 minutes or so–their toaster have to be very sluggish, as a result of there have been solely a handful of consumers within the restaurant. Simply have a look at the image above! He got here again with the bagel and a really unhappy piece of avocado. We truly all began laughing about it as a result of the avocado seemed, nicely, SAD in that massive cup. See?
As we had been sitting there consuming and chatting, Jerry obtained the funniest look on his face after which began to spit right into a serviette. He’d gotten right down to the underside of his cup of espresso, and it was loaded with espresso grounds. Gross. However once more, stuff like that occurs, no biggie–just rinse out the cup and get some recent espresso (it is self-serve, so he may simply choose a special one).
At this level, I felt horrible for selecting Panera–it is not low-cost (which I knew, however their meals is often value it) and I used to be mad that I might given a 20% tip for what… the supervisor to inform me she would not know if any bagels are vegan? To not be supplied a refund or substitution for the bagel I ordered and so they did not have? For Jerry’s espresso having grounds in it? Jerry, Noah, and I stored giving one another this look–the “holy cow, is that this for actual?” look that was a mixture of disbelief, humor, and are you kidding me?!
After we had been achieved, we bussed our desk and left. We went to Barnes & Noble and I might all-but forgotten concerning the Panera points. The youngsters had enjoyable selecting out a present (we have achieved this a number of instances now for his or her birthdays) and so they had been excited to get dwelling and present their mother and father what they selected.
We drove them dwelling after which we talked concerning the ridiculous Panera expertise. Jerry mentioned it made him by no means need to go to Panera–any Panera–again. I really feel the identical manner proper now. Noah agreed. Jerry was nonetheless selecting espresso grounds out of his tooth, hahaha.
I believed it will simply make for a “Keep in mind that actually unhappy piece of avocado you bought at Panera one time?!” story–something to snicker about.
Till we obtained dwelling and Jerry handed me a receipt–I did not understand it on the time, however they’d charged him $1.69 for that sorry piece of avocado! I *by no means* would have paid for that if I might identified. Not simply because they charged a lot for it–if it had been an choice on the kiosk, I might have paid for a aspect of avocado slices–but as a result of I believed they’d given it to him as a “I am sorry for the bagel concern, however here–take the unhappy a part of this leftover avocado to your inconvenience” factor.
I hadn’t deliberate to jot down about this entire issue–I’ve had numerous dangerous restaurant experiences over time and have not written about it on my weblog or emailed the corporate or something like that. However when Jerry gave me that receipt, I sort of misplaced it! He and Noah had been each laughing at my (over?)response. I wanted I did not even know that Jerry paid for the avocado–it simply fired me up and I grabbed my pc to jot down the corporate.
Wait a second. In 750 characters…?
Hahaha! After I’m tremendous fired up like that, I do not really feel higher till I do one thing about it. Even when no person responds to my grievance, I really feel higher already for having written it. Noah informed me that I might be known as a “Karen” for complaining, however for this I can not assist it! I feel my grievance is legit. If the supervisor had been in any respect pleasant or useful, I would not have felt the necessity.
And now, I can let it go. Peacefully. Chuckle about it. Perhaps be taught to make my very own rattling bagels. And cease writing such lengthy posts a couple of bagel and avocado! (-6,783 characters remaining)
(Sure, I truly copy and pasted this right into a phrase doc to learn the way many characters I used, hahaha. Passive aggression is a vice of mine.)